>What is SALES / MARKETING ?

>Park of writing is keeping up with promotion, marketing and sales. Thought I’d pass along this nice list of definitions someone emailed me the other day to help keep track of what it all means…

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” – That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your girl friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” – That’s Advertising

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your past lovers goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” -That’s Referral Marketing

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” – That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I,?” straighten his tie, brushing yourself slightly against his arm, then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”- That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” – That’s Brand Recognition.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. – That’s a Sales Rep.

(Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you. – That’s Tech Support)

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3 responses to “>What is SALES / MARKETING ?

  1. >Oh, NOW I get it! ROFLMAO! Hilarious! Thanks so much for that excellent explanation! LOL

  2. >Oh! This makes it all sooooo clear! Great for a friday snicker!

  3. Lia

    >OMG That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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