>A Very Short Love Story

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A VERY SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before but who were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. 
  
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
  
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I’m awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married."

"Wow! That’s a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"’Good", she replied "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
 The End

 

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