Onesie: Toilet Paper Alternative

Perhaps a more relatable occurance for 2020, in the world of post toilet paper. I bought a bidet recently to counteract the scarcity of toilet sheets, and have actually found it to be an incredible investment. While I can confirm that the pressure these devices can wallop is unnecessary, in the end, they are pretty great. And that fact allows for the sincerity of this particular Onsie.

Published by acliftonmoore

My goal is to one day change the world in the same way Shakespeare did: by infusing the thoughts of the human race with such language and turn-of-phrase that they say them daily, and never even know it was I who wrote it.

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